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Programming jokes
Anyone know of any good programming jokes?

One I came up with is: Before I start writing any code, I think "what would Al Gore do?" So then I write an algorithm.

Any others? Lay em on me!
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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
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How many programmers does it take to screw in an LED light bulb?
None, it's a hardward problem.
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What's the programmer's #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?

"Code's Compiling."
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http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...gramming+jokes



(It's locked, but has some funny ones if you're interested...)
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A program is never done, until the programmer dies.
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What's the programmer's #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?

"Code's Compiling."


and I'm sure any xkcd comic fits into this thread pretty well...
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Programmer1: You know what's a good a programming joke?
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How is a programmer like a hairdresser?

You tell them what you want, and they give you what they think you would have wanted if you knew what the heck you were talking about.
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who confuse it with ternary.

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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who confuse it with ternary.

All bases are base 10.
Could you explain this?
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Could you explain this?
10 (ternary) = 3 (decimal)
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