CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #403

[DonRotolo]

The trick to capturing wild Jaguars is the adhesive on the paper: It needs to have just the right stickiness, and a mild version of the mating scent (essence of electrical smoke) to attract them. (Small bits of aluminum chaff helps, too).

[rachelholladay]

The things robot inspectors see at regionals...

[GaryVoshol]

The only time a jaguar has been right on target.

[FRC4ME]

The Jaguar is in timeout until it realizes that "motor direction opposite day" is not a fun practical joke to play in the middle of a quarter final.

[J.Warsoff]

I think the magic smoke is really getting to the electrical guys

[PAR_WIG1350]

Nobody move! If we stay perfectly still it can't see us... then it's just a matter of waiting for a CAN timeo- Oh! okay, we're good! At least it wasn't a stray Victor, they don't give up as easily.

[gracie.]

Once the magic smoke gets out of those jags... you might as well use them for target practice ^^

[Peck]

Hey! you random guy who just walked in! Put this where we can find it while I look for the screws that just grew wings.

[Wayne Doenges]

This Jaguar does not know the first thing about camoflauge.

[nitneylion452]

It's a Jaguar on a backboard. Nothing to see here...

[DonRotolo]

(Not a new entry, just for kicks)
Nearly the end of a rousing round of "99 T I Jag-wars on the wall"
(/nanejfk)

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

It might have been born a jaguar, but in its heart, it will always just want to be a spider.

[Bill_B]

As close to a moment of reflection as a Jaguar will ever get.

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Jane: This caption contest is giving me a headache.

Backboard: Tell me about it. At least you don't have a Jag stuck on you who thinks it's a basketball.

Jag: And the crowd roars, "Cut the nets! Cut the nets!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

New for FRC 2012! The Jag D@^#-i-tall training target! Your drive team will line up and make the shot every time.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) S.P.A.M.er 17
2) SuperNerd256
3) rsisk
4) Brandon_L
5) DonRotolo
6) PAR_WIG1350
7) FRC4ME
8) rachelholladay
9) GaryVoshol
10) akoscielski3
11) EricH
12) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Does this fall under <G-10> - I can't find a definition for "grasp, grapple, or attach"?
Quick! Somebody find a reasonably astute observer!



[NPOE] Too soon? [/NPOE]

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	127
JaneYoung	124
EricH	122
rsisk	105
GaryVoshol	98
DonRotolo	89
Ninja_Bait	80
S.P.A.M.er 17	75
Al Skierkiewicz	69
EricS-Team180	68
Katie_UPS	66
Wayne Doenges	66
Karibou	55
rachelholladay	55
dodar	53
Joe G.	52
Molten	51
jgw	51
Bill_B	43
Aerosound	41
PAR_WIG1350	36
SuperNerd256	36
IndySam	29
kstl99	28
dlavery	27
akoscielski3	24
Hallry	20
nitneylion452	19
HedgeHogGal99	18
George1902	17
Frenchie461	16
Travis Hoffman	14
Rangel(kf7fdb)	12
Dr Theta	12
FRC4ME	9
DRAKE2751	8
iPenguin	8
rtfgnow	6
Josh Drake	6
Colin P	6
Q. Sheets	6
Cody Burd	6
cgmv123	6
Andy Baker	5
Chris is me	4
LemmingBot	3
kramarczyk	3
Flak-Bait	3
stundt1	3
BeltSanderRocks	3
CNettles11	3
Cynette	2
flameout	2
Nick Lawrence	2
O'Sancheski	2
Brandon_L	2
Alex Cormier	2
plnyyanks	2
Tyler Olds	2
Peck	2
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
robokiller	1
~Cory~	1
delsaner	1
Kyle A	1
Sam Drake	1
Littleswimmer14	1
P. Fuller	1
Grim Tuesday	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Jeff Rodriguez	1
mesamb1	1
jdh042397	1
Peter Matteson	1
popnbrown	1
gracie.	1

Onward!