CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #406

[rsisk]

The most important skill a driver must possess is the ability to stay focused while those around you devolve into a blur.

[Ninja_Bait]

Why, yes, I am just compressing some coal into diamonds.

No, it is not going very well.

[cgmv123]

Good job, that match blew our chances of getting picked, but I still get to clap and look like nothing's wrong.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I stole their MOJO, but I don't have any place to put it. It must be really good cause it tickles!

[Taylor]

Look, I know there's a lot happening around you, but just focus.

[J.Warsoff]

I see the resemblance...

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

High goals are 6, low goals are -2, co-op bridge is 4... CANT KEEP UP. GOING TO LOSE THE COUNT... NOOO!!! That's it, I'm just going to stick with counting cards, it's so much easier.

[Taylor]

New entry:

Alright, who put the crazy glue in the hand sanitizer?

[DonRotolo]

Mmmmm.... Walnuts....

[Jim Wilks]

O'Sancheski caught in a rare moment of placid internal reflection on the meaning of life.

[nitneylion452]

I knew I should have made sure there were no metal shavings in my hands before I started clapping. Ouch!

[EricS-Team180]

Filles de Montreal, votre as est arrivées!

/npoe> Girls of Montreal, your ACE has arrived! <npoe/