CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #406

[Ninja_Bait]

Why, yes, I am just compressing some coal into diamonds.

No, it is not going very well.

[cgmv123]

Good job, that match blew our chances of getting picked, but I still get to clap and look like nothing's wrong.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I stole their MOJO, but I don't have any place to put it. It must be really good cause it tickles!

[Taylor]

Look, I know there's a lot happening around you, but just focus.

[J.Warsoff]

I see the resemblance...

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

High goals are 6, low goals are -2, co-op bridge is 4... CANT KEEP UP. GOING TO LOSE THE COUNT... NOOO!!! That's it, I'm just going to stick with counting cards, it's so much easier.

[Taylor]

New entry:

Alright, who put the crazy glue in the hand sanitizer?

[DonRotolo]

Mmmmm.... Walnuts....

[Jim Wilks]

O'Sancheski caught in a rare moment of placid internal reflection on the meaning of life.

[nitneylion452]

I knew I should have made sure there were no metal shavings in my hands before I started clapping. Ouch!

[EricS-Team180]

Filles de Montreal, votre as est arrivées!

/npoe> Girls of Montreal, your ACE has arrived! <npoe/

[Wayne Doenges]

My plan is coming together. First have robots that play basketball built by unsuspecting students. Next have robots play against NBA players and beat them. People will see how inferior humans are and will embrace my robots. Now if I can just get the bots to slam dunk.