CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #412

[Peck]

student 1 "You know the only problem with this design idea?"
mentor "How my wife will respond to having our kid on the field during play?"
student 2 "accuracy?"
student 3 "Keeping him alive?"
student 1 "Nope, those can be engineered out. The only problem is not getting a delay of game penalty from the volunteers and other students enjoying the baby."

[Bill_B]

All the regular team members we used as shooters put us over the weight limit for the robot. Sure it's COTS, inspector. Right here on page 14 of the Gerber catalog, complete with bib.

[npoe] I don't want to hear even one word about diapers during the elimination rounds, either! [/npoe]

[rsisk]

Orange ammo, baby wadding, and a mop for a plunger is how this team almost made it to Einstein

[Ninja_Bait]

After a minute of gnawing, Lucas the baby realizes he has not been given a giant orange.

[GaryVoshol]

Minibots are so 2011. At least Clint and Brandy got theirs released in the right year.

[akoscielski3]

Why you give me stupid orange ball? I want tools!

[dictionaria13]

Guy with the lacrosse stuff: "Wait, I thought the pre-freshman's mom nixed the use-her-baby idea. I even brought stuff for a proof-of-concept for my catapult!"
Mentor holding the bay: "She got outvoted."

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

FIRST: Letting other teams borrow your baby *just so you can win the Coopertition Award.
*Even without the enticement of the Coopertition Award, most teams would probably just hand over any extra babies they have for free. Thats just how GP they are

[Travis Hoffman]

Well, clearly this prototype is substandard for our needs. C'mon Martha, we better go back home and iterate some more.

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[Taylor]

I'm glad they relaxed the motor rules. You won't believe what we found at the junkyard! We just need to get him some black pants to show polarity.

[EricH]

Student in background: "You know, when we suggested that you bring us one of 1114's students, we meant someone who could actually talk to us about their robot!"

Last time I checked, you couldn't get one of those legally within 6 weeks. I'm not even going to let you say it was a COTs part.