SPAM Robot design

[GateRunner]

Team 180 came decided last thursday to make a drastic change from our normal robot design process.

After finishing the last of 180 cans of Spam, our team came to the realization. A robot built competely from spam, the containers that hold it, and a few rubber bands could completely dominate at the upcoming competitions. The drive system will be built from two solidified pieces of Spam, with the rubber bands running between them. The chassis will be constructed from the left-over cans of spam that we consumed last night. The treads will be made from Spam labels, and it will lift the bins with Spam's telekinetic aura.

Thank you.

[hixofthehood]

Originally posted by GateRunner


it will lift the bins with Spam's telekinetic aura.

This is not entirely true. You forget that it also depends on the combined will of the members of the team and the intense concentration of the driver and operator.

We can also go under the bar in SPAMphibious mode.

[JJG13]

FIRST robotics is only one of our robot's purposes. We are also in the Spam Bowl parade. The surface of the robot has to be completely made of Spam except the wheels that can be made of fruitcake.

[hixofthehood]

Originally posted by JJG13
FIRST robotics is only one of our robot's purposes. We are also in the Spam Bowl parade. The surface of the robot has to be completely made of Spam except the wheels that can be made of fruitcake.

We don't know this person. There is no Spam Bowl parade. Please do not send us emails about this. We have already received 300. *sigh*

[JJG13]

No Spam Bowl Parade?

I ate all that spam for nothing?

[Noelle]

People people! you must realize that while our robot is based on the above basics our animation team are not nearly as into our "unique" methods. But they believe that the old ways of about the 1700's is more the style they need to follow. They will be banned from attending regionals and nationials w/ us if they do not conform to our new methods. They are sending us negative vibes and break our concentration. I will admit... it takes a lot to keep it moving

[Noelle]

and yes, you ate the SPAM for nothing now stop trying to be with us, we are better then you!

[JJG13]

and yes, you ate the SPAM for nothing now stop trying to be with us, we are better then you!

[Sarcasm] Oh sorry, I'm on the other Team Spam 180. [/Sarcasm]

BTW, you have the same name as the one who told me to eat all that spam.

[Noelle]

No way! i'm not that powerful with my mind control and besdies I have people underneath me to do my dirty work aka gilligan and stephenova.

Our robot can move about 18 feet a sec on a good day but thats only if we lock the animation team in the closet

[Rickertsen2]

Hmm this entire thread is SPAM

[Brandon Martus]

and pretty much violating a rule

[dlavery]

Originally posted by GateRunner
After finishing the last of 180 cans of Spam, our team came to the realization. A robot built competely from spam, the containers that hold it, and a few rubber bands could completely dominate at the upcoming competitions. The drive system will be built from two solidified pieces of Spam, with the rubber bands running between them. The chassis will be constructed from the left-over cans of spam that we consumed last night. The treads will be made from Spam labels, and it will lift the bins with Spam's telekinetic aura.

Uhhhh, wouldn't that violate some kind of rule about not including "dangerous and/or toxic substances" on the robot that might endanger the players or audience?

If there is not such a rule, there should be.

-dave

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Y = AX^2 + BX + C doesn't have much Spam in it...

[Joe Matt]

I hope there is, because a robot made of asbestos wouldn't really thrill the judges in the 'XEROX Creativity Award' department.

[Tonay K]

Hey Spam persons, most of you know me. I'm new on the forum and wanted to let you guys know i'm here.

[MRL180YTL2002]

yeah did we mention it vcan levitate, self destruct, and has alternate reality 1 AND an alternate reality 2......

Michael