CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #412

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, You convinced me, he is a pre-college student, he fits in the 120 lb weight limit, I might even go with the interpretation of the COTS definition that any team can obtain one from more than one source. Where I am drawing the line at is the legal power used on the robot, and more importantly hazardous materials. Drool aside, there are other things that can leave residue on the field...
[R08]
Robot parts shall not be made from hazardous materials, be unsafe, cause an unsafe condition, or interfere with the operation of other Robots.
Examples of items that will violate this rule include (but are not limited to):
A. Shields, curtains, or any other devices or materials designed or used to obstruct or limit the vision of any drivers and/or coaches and/or interfere with their ability to safely control their Robot

Besides, are you sure you can remove a game piece from him after the match is over?

(And you thought inspection was easy?!?!?)

[dictionaria13]

[npoe] You only score a person's last entry, right, Billfred? 'Cause my previous one was awkwardly worded. [/npoe]

Guy with the lacrosse stuff: "Wait, I thought that since the pre-freshman's mom nixed the use-her-baby idea, we were going to go with my catapult. So why's he here?"

Mentor with the baby: "We made a poll on Chief Delphi, and the results were overwhelming. You both got outvoted."

[npoe] Wouldn't it be weird if that actually happened? [/npoe]

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by dictionaria13

[npoe] You only score a person's last entry, right, Billfred? 'Cause my previous one was awkwardly worded. [/npoe]

[obviously not an entry]

You are correct.

[J.Warsoff]

As long as he doesn't poop, we'll be fine guys.

[JaneYoung]

It's great to bounce ideas off of each other, no matter how big or how small. You just may net a couple of good ones.

[Jim Wilks]

Proud parent with baby: "This is how we get an early start with future team members -- introduce them to robotics at a very early age."

Guy with mop: "Why do I have to clean up after every kid they bring in here who has an accident?"

Guy with tools: "When are those guys gonna stop fooling around with photo op's and let me get back to work on this robot?"

[rachelholladay]

He doesn't play Baby Einstein, he's a baby who plays on Einstein.

[Wayne Doenges]

This gives a whole new meaning to dribbling

[DonRotolo]

This gives a whole new meaning to "Bouncing Baby Boy"...

[nitneylion452]

The team fiercely debated the idea that this baby was a COTS item.

[PAR_WIG1350]

Even if you did get him at an ARA junkyard, how on earth did you get them to put windshield wiper, door, seat, or window motor on the receipt?

[Billfred]

Apologies for the delay, everyone--I was not feeling good at all last night.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Well, clearly this prototype is substandard for our needs. C'mon Martha, we better go back home and iterate some more.

...

Second place is a tie (I stared at both for five good minutes and couldn't pick, seriously) goes to:

Originally Posted by rachelholladay

He doesn't play Baby Einstein, he's a baby who plays on Einstein.

and...

Originally Posted by kstl99

Our youngest student kept playing his own water game!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) Bill_B
3) JaneYoung
4) Ninja_Bait
5) GaryVoshol
6) Taylor
7) dictionaria13
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Jim Wilks
10) Peck

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

Student in background: "You know, when we suggested that you bring us one of 1114's students, we meant someone who could actually talk to us about their robot!"

Which means the scores are:

EricH	163
JaneYoung	149
Taylor	147
rsisk	132
GaryVoshol	113
DonRotolo	103
Ninja_Bait	96
S.P.A.M.er 17	90
EricS-Team180	86
Al Skierkiewicz	85
Wayne Doenges	80
rachelholladay	72
Katie_UPS	66
Jim Wilks	66
Karibou	63
dodar	60
J.Warsoff	59
Bill_B	53
Joe G.	52
SuperNerd256	52
Molten	51
PAR_WIG1350	49
kstl99	33
akoscielski3	31
IndySam	30
nitneylion452	30
dlavery	27
Travis Hoffman	24
Hallry	23
HedgeHogGal99	18
cgmv123	18
George1902	17
Frenchie461	16
Josh Drake	14
Peck	14
Rangel(kf7fdb)	12
Dr Theta	12
Vermeulen	10
FRC4ME	9
Colin P	9
DRAKE2751	8
iPenguin	8
rtfgnow	6
Q. Sheets	6
Cody Burd	6
Andy Baker	5
Chris is me	4
LemmingBot	3
kramarczyk	3
Flak-Bait	3
dictionaria13	3
stundt1	3
BeltSanderRocks	3
CNettles11	3
Cynette	2
flameout	2
Nick Lawrence	2
O'Sancheski	2
Brandon_L	2
Alex Cormier	2
plnyyanks	2
Tyler Olds	2
In1g0M0nt0ya	2
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
robokiller	1
~Cory~	1
delsaner	1
Kyle A	1
Sam Drake	1
Littleswimmer14	1
P. Fuller	1
Grim Tuesday	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Jeff Rodriguez	1
mesamb1	1
jdh042397	1
Peter Matteson	1
popnbrown	1
gracie.	1
Duke461	1

Onward!