"Quotes" that were said during build season

[VexisDarksteele]

When we were designing the robot, the main designer was presenting his concept to the group:
Us: "So...how does it score?"
Him: "Well, it can either launch balls out the front for short-range, or it can kinda... fart them out the back for the top rack."
Someone else: "I'm surprised you didn't say burp for the frontal scoring."

——

*I'm cringing as our coach misspells a sizable amount of words on the whiteboard.*
Me: "Uh... that's wrong, that's wrong, and I don't even know what you were trying to say there."
Him: *Starts correcting as I tell him the proper spellings.* "Now what on earth am I gonna do when my SpellCheck graduates next year?"
Me: "If I'm spellcheck, do you want me to walk up to the board in the middle of your lectures now and underline wrong spellings in red marker?"

——

"Oops... Rye needs plastic surgery again." (When our mascot lost its wing.)