CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #420

[Peck]

host: "so why are you called the Exploding Bacon?"
guy on right: "when you mix a few key ingrediants..."
guy on left: "like rusted steel, bacon, aluminum, solid CO2, and a match"
guy on right: "...you get a result that gets people to pay attention really fast."
guy on left: "would you like a demo?"
host: "since i don't understand still, I guess so."
*guy on left runs off and comes back with some conveniently available materials.*
*guy on left sets down a block of dry ice then tops it with two metal bars (one rusted steel and one aluminum) side by side then puts a ham on top. finally he hands the host a 3 foot long strike anywhere match*
guy on left: "now you just light this and put the lit tip where the two bars touch while we hide behind the chairs across the room"
host: "why across the room when I'm right next to it?"
guy on right: "simple, you have eye protection and we don't."