Life's greatest mysteries

[114Klutz]

Originally Posted by looneylin

How do earthworms mate?

*lol dont answer it. i know now. it's one of those questions where u always want to ask but forget to. i brought it up in physics class b4... it was really funny.***

They don't; they sit around until the magic smoke within them builds up, then they split into two pieces.

Originally Posted by Ogre

Why do men have nipples?

How come my set of hex wrenches, needs a hex wrench to tighten?

Parallel developement of human characteristics. I believe if you stimulate the male mammary glands enough, it will produce milk.

I haven't tried.

Originally Posted by DHarris

Why do the tallest people sit directly in front of me in the movie theatre when they have an entire empty row?

Why do sounds annoy us when other people make them, but not when we do it ourselves?

Grues tend to eat people who sit in the back of the theater.

[George A.]

Originally Posted by Andrew Blair

Why is whatever you lost always in the last place you look??

It would be pretty silly if you keep looking for the thing you lost after you find it.

[Aburame Shino]

If they're called Fingers, how come they don't fing?

Noodle that one for a while.

[KenWittlief]

You are sinking?!

http://video.google.com/videosearch?...an+coast+guard

[prettycolors91]

How come when you 'spring clean' nothing gets clean?

What is the point of a top sheet (On a bed)?

Who decided to hand out circles of metal tied to a ribbon when you win?

Why flip flop? why not flop flip?

[KenWittlief]

Originally Posted by prettycolors91

...What is the point of a top sheet (On a bed)?

Symmetry!

[Spiffizzle]

Originally Posted by Andrew Blair

Why is whatever you lost always in the last place you look??

It's always in the last place you look, because once you've found it, you don't look anymore!

Something I wonder, is zero everything or nothing? (like technically speaking) Like, I know it's nothing, but this thing I read in a book blew my mind.

Actually, my questions is really, what is the vanishing point?

Zero: The Biography of Dangerous Idea
^ This is actually a good book. I read it and it talked about how in the picture of the railroad tracks or river going away from you, what is the vanishing point? By definition a point has no properties except location, meaning it has no area and can not hold anything else, yet everything not in the picture is held within that point, which is technically speaking, impossible. Does anyone understand what I mean by this?

[gblake]

Originally Posted by dlavery

If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

They use glue infused with monopoles.

[JackG]

How are you supposed to use a dictionary to find out how to spell a word if you cant find it because you don't know the spelling?

[IKE]

Someone beat me to it.

[JamesCH95]

Originally Posted by KyleGilbert45

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

27 board-feet

Originally Posted by JamesBrown

How do they get the m's on m&m's?

Rubber stamping

[PAR_WIG1350]

Originally Posted by Aburame Shino

If they're called Fingers, how come they don't fing?

Noodle that one for a while.

I would but I lost my noodler, which, I expect, is in the place where I least expect it.

[Gregor]

Why has this thread gone unanswered for so long?

[Lil' Lavery]

Is Tupac really alive in Jamaica?

[IndySam]

Why do we de-plane, I don't remember ever planing?