You want a piece of me??? Joe's Tote

[Joe Johnson]

Okay, I know most of you are probably travelling to various kickoff, but I could not let the pre-season go by without causing some sort of a stir. I have tried in various threads on various fori (plural of forum?) but have failed in getting anybody to bite. So here goes another attempt:



Dr. Joe's Tote Board
[list=1][*]2 vs. 2 format : odds 1:1
Accepted by Evan "The Kidd" Doyle [*]One Goal : odds 1:1
Accepted by Stephen Rawls[*]Final Position(s) of Goal(s) Figures in Score : odds 2:1
Accepted by Ken Lueng[*]Torroids (e.g. inner tubes, inflatable floatie toys, hoola hoops, etc) are a game piece : odds 2:1
Accepted by Evan "The Kidd" Doyle [*]If balls, no smaller than 9 inch diameter : odds 2:1 [*]Flat Floor (nothing larger than 1 inch to climb) : odds 3:1
Accepted by Justin Hirt [*]Robots Off Floor (e.g. hanging on goal) Figure in Scoring : odds 4:1
Accepted by Jordan A.[*]Goal has all three of the following attributes : odds 5:1
1) a double decker plywood structure on casters with the flanges and nipples separating the decks
2) 1" PVC conduits making up an outer fence of vertical pales
3) 3" PVC conduit making up a veritical column in center of the goal
Accepted by Dima
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Any takers?

Joe J.

Please note the following:[list=1][*]Wagers are just for fun.[*]All wagers are limited to the first person to respond to this message PRIOR to 9:00am EST on Jan. 5, 2002. [*]All bets are to be paid in cases of soda of the winners choice (e.g. Mt. Dew, Code Red, Coke, etc.). [*]Odds X:Y means that if Dr. Joe wins, he is owed X cases of his favorite soda, if Dr. Joe loses, he owes the winner Y cases of the winner's favorite soda.[*]Payout to be at the Championship Event unless other arrangements are mutually agreed to in advance.[*]In the case of a dispute of the winner of the bet, a poll on this forum will determine the outcome.[*]Finally and most importantly, Dr. Joe has no inside knowledge of any thing -- I AM JUST GUESSING AND INFERRING FROM PUBLIC DATA -- REALLY.[/list=1]