Lord of the Pants

[Earl of the CC]

OK people, this is a great game. Take a line from Lord of the Rings and change one word to pants. This works with any movie but I'm singling out the Lord of the Rings movies because I'd like some semblance of order in this thread and a reasonable amount of reference movies. Remember, just change one word to pants. For example

"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you''

becomes

"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to pants you''

It's fun! Try it.

[FotoPlasma]

I think I'll stick to The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins, sung by Leonard Nemoy...

[tatsak42]

This works even better when you do it with Star Wars. :-D!!

What about Captain Obvious's line: "Orcs!" replaced with "Pants!", see, no i guess not, does not work

[Reed B.]

"Carry only what pants you need. We travel light."

[Katie Reynolds]

"One pants to rule them all."

No, no, no ... how 'bout, "One pair of pants to rule them all."

Oh! I got it! "One ring to rule them all."

I like that one the best.

- Katie

[AdamT]

And if this isn't enough, there's always the spoof book: "Bored of the Rings"

There's one for Harry Potter too: "Barry Trotter"

[Ryan Dognaux]

Here are some good ones -

Tangado Pants! Hado i philinn! (Hold your pants! Fire the Arrows!)

It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the King, took up his father's pants.

If you’re referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.

You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!

Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray pants, pointy hat. Not seen him for 6 months.

They were once men. Great kings of Men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine Pants of Power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Pants. Drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.

He’s been stabbed by a Morgul blade. This is beyond my skill to heal. He needs elvish pants.

That's it.. for now...

[Brant Bowen]

Mr. Pants

[Mimi Brown]

You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!

wow...oh the subtle implications of that line...

[Harrison]

Originally posted by AdamT
And if this isn't enough, there's always the spoof book: "Bored of the Rings"

I've got Bored of the Rings...Its quite funny, albeit the names are a little confusing at first (since I was kinda use to the real LOTR names)

[DanLevin247]

If you like that,

Try adding the phrase "IN MY PANTS" to pretty much any company slogan.

[Earl of the CC]

Gandalf vs. The Balrog

YOU. SHALL NOT. PAAAAAAAANTS!

Gandalf: Tell me... friend. When did Saruman the wise abandon reason for pants?

Gandalf (again): There is only one Lord of the Ring. And he does not share pants.

Merry: Buckleberry Ferry. Pants me.

[tatsak42]

They were once men, great kings of men. Then Saruman the Deceiver gave them 9 pants of power...
(the "youve been in farmer maggot's pants!" is great...)

"Not all the pants have been accounted for! You don't know who's looking"

"History became legend, legend became myth, and for two-and-a-half thousand years, the Pants passed out of all knowledge."

"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a master (pair of) pants. And into these Pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life."


and Star Wars: "These aren't the pants you're looking for"

[Courtneyteam330]

"so Bright so beautiful my Pantssss"

"and to you Frodo, I give the light of Erendil our most beloved pants"

" 'Stay with the Hobbits - I will send horses for you.'
'I'm the faster rider - I'll take him.' 'The pants are too dangerous'

It's a riddle! Gandalf what is the Elvish word for Pants?

knock knock "Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!" "it's those confounded pants, never giving me a moments peace"

Gimli: "Yes it is true you don't see many Dwarf women!" Aragorn: "it's the pants"

"stupid, fat Pants"

Fool of a Pants! throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!

I can make you some eggs if you like.... Gandalf!?! Just Pants thank you.

[Ryan Dognaux]

Some More:

Gimli: Three days’ and nights’ pursuit. No food. No pants. And no sign of our quarry but what bare rock can tell.

Aragorn: Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

Eomer: Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own pants.

Gimli: You’d find more cheer in your pants.

Hama: By order of the king, the city must empty. We make for the refuge of Helm’s Deep. Do not burden yourselves with pants. Take only what provisions you need.