ERROR: DriverStationUpdate.zip is not a valid zip file?

[Woolly]

I've tried redownloading the zip several times and extracting on both a Windows 8 laptop and a Windows 7 desktop, but despite trying 4 different zip file extraction programs, I haven't been successful in getting any to extract it.
7zip at least gives me the option of inputting the password, but even so, it just tries and fails at extracting a garbage "merged.bin" file.
I've also tried WinZip, WinRar, and Explorer's Zip handler on both Win 7 and 8.

I've downloaded through both the NI Downloader, and the basic Zip download and both seem give me the same invalid file of the same size.

Am I just crazy or is anyone else having issues?