Lord of the Pants

[Ryan Dognaux]

Here are some good ones -

Tangado Pants! Hado i philinn! (Hold your pants! Fire the Arrows!)

It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the King, took up his father's pants.

If you’re referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.

You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!

Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray pants, pointy hat. Not seen him for 6 months.

They were once men. Great kings of Men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine Pants of Power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Pants. Drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.

He’s been stabbed by a Morgul blade. This is beyond my skill to heal. He needs elvish pants.

That's it.. for now...