CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #448

*New ring light slogan*

Green ring lights help kids see a brighter future. Literally.

[DonRotolo]

Here he is, all bright eyed and bushy-tailed....

[dictionaria13]

[npoe] I wants. But in purple, because that would be awesome. [/npoe]
OK, now I get it! No wonder the Wizard of Oz made everyone wear green spectacles in the Emerald City! Everything looks so much cooler!
[npoe] Warning: if you have not read the book, this may not make much sense. But much of my childhood was spent with my nose in one book or another, so... [/npoe]

[rsisk]

Captain of the robotics team, cool electric goggles, spiffy hair cut.... Still can't get a date for Roboprom

[Taylor]

Sure, the song is cute, but it's really not that appealing When Irish Eyes Are Smiling. At least nobody accused him of looking at life through rose-colored glasses. ER MAH GERDS ERN DA CERLIN!

[Jim Wilks]

Having heard the old Sugarloaf song "Green Eyed Lady" one too many time, he knew what he needed to do...

[Wayne Doenges]

When laser surgery goes really bad

[2348humanplayer]

Night Vision Rings!

[dodar]

Those arc reactors work pretty good

[JaneYoung]

Very tired and exasperated mentor: Here, let me see those things.

::smash, smash, smash some more::

There, fixed 'em for ya.

[Whippet]

The rules said we had to wear safety glasses. They never said how safe they need to be on the inside.

[GaryVoshol]

The team decided to decorate for Christmas:

"OK, let's string up a couple strands of lights in the rafters."

"And hang some snowflake cutouts."

"And decorate the freshman with these glowing mini-wreaths."

(Maybe they should have taken down the gourds and grapevines from Thanksgiving first.)