CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #448

[rsisk]

Captain of the robotics team, cool electric goggles, spiffy hair cut.... Still can't get a date for Roboprom

[Taylor]

Sure, the song is cute, but it's really not that appealing When Irish Eyes Are Smiling. At least nobody accused him of looking at life through rose-colored glasses. ER MAH GERDS ERN DA CERLIN!

[Jim Wilks]

Having heard the old Sugarloaf song "Green Eyed Lady" one too many time, he knew what he needed to do...

[Wayne Doenges]

When laser surgery goes really bad

[2348humanplayer]

Night Vision Rings!

[dodar]

Those arc reactors work pretty good

[JaneYoung]

Very tired and exasperated mentor: Here, let me see those things.

::smash, smash, smash some more::

There, fixed 'em for ya.

[Whippet]

The rules said we had to wear safety glasses. They never said how safe they need to be on the inside.

[GaryVoshol]

The team decided to decorate for Christmas:

"OK, let's string up a couple strands of lights in the rafters."

"And hang some snowflake cutouts."

"And decorate the freshman with these glowing mini-wreaths."

(Maybe they should have taken down the gourds and grapevines from Thanksgiving first.)

[iPenguin]

With a very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin', the robot, Calliope, fell off the pyramid and crashed to the ground, and the driver was blinded by the light.

[rachelholladay]

In a daring new strategy, this team has decided to put vision tracking not on their robot but on their driver. Results pending.