Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[dictionaria13]

Granted, but (I noticed you're a programmer) you spend so much time and effort practicing to be the driver that the code suffers and autonomous ends up not working.

I wish I didn't have so much homework!

[AnimeOtakuStar]

Then with your spare time you'd have to get a ton of jobs to fill the void of time you'd be wasting.

I wish that I could travel through time and space.

[roboX]

To AnimeOtakuStar's Wish....

Granted, however: As you also approve the maximum reaches of space and time, it starts to collapse on itself, engulfing everything including you, into a forever burning hole tore into the universe because of your silly wish that would make you almost as equivalent to a god.



I wish I had the greatest intelligence and new everything there is to know about the world.

[HaleyMortensen]

Then you would know everything past, present, and future. Including all of the possibilities of fate, driving you insane.

I wish my college education was free.

[dictionaria13]

... It's really hard to corrupt this because I want that too. Well, here goes...

Granted, but it's a really BAD education because, after all, you get what you pay for!

I wish essays would go die in a metaphorical hole. XP

[mcarobotics]

The essays would likely regenerate as essay zombies, and be more powerful and prevalent in high schools than ever before.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

[KarenH]

Granted, but you get that one-way ticket to Mars that was in the news recently, and you never get to see your home planet again.

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.

[Suitster]

Going to do a double corruption, because the opportunity is there

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.

granted, but now nothing grows in the garden at all

I wish we had frisbee golf pros as our human players

Granted, but on the last day of build, the GDC amends the game manual to prohibit the throwing of white disks, restricting each alliance to throwing at most six disks

I wish my internet speed was faster

[Anthony Galea]

Originally Posted by Suitster

I wish my internet speed was faster

But then you'd have to pay more on your internet bill.

I wish we could be a #1 seed.

[Jacob Bendicksen]

Originally Posted by 3175student17

But then you'd have to pay more on your internet bill.

I wish we could be a #1 seed.

But then you'd have to scout. Everyone. At champs.

I wish I could get off of CD.

[2348humanplayer]

Granted, but you go insane from boredom and kill yourself.

I wish that next year's game will be like Diabolical Dynamics.

[Anthony Galea]

Originally Posted by 2348humanplayer

Granted, but you go insane from boredom and kill yourself.

I wish that next year's game will be like Diabolical Dynamics.

But then a lot of teams will get angry for lack of competition.

I wish we could play a baseball game in FRC.

[2348humanplayer]

Granted, but FRC gets sued for too many balls hitting audience members.

I wish next year's FRC game would have more human interaction.

[inkspell4]

Granted but more human interaction consists of having robot controlling the humans

I wish the this wasn't my senior year

[Celia]

Granted, but now you must restart and repeat your entire education as a ~18 year old in kindergarten.

I wish I had a bowl of paprikas right now.