CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #450

[DonRotolo]

Here we have a photo of William "Billfred" Leverette, mentor for Los Pollos Locos FRC2815, taken during the 2013 FRC build season.
Any further comment is risking -Infinity, so I'm keepin' quiet. But man, those Gamecocks sure know how to mess a guy up...

[NPOE]Lightning strikes twice? [/NPOE]

[cgmv123]

After Billfred gets hit by a blizzard of Frisbees, the GDC changes the rule just to protect him.

[EricS-Team180]

Unlike the Punxsutawney Phil. If Columbia BillFred doesn't see his shadow on Bag 'n Tag Day, you get snow in Southtown.

[Jim Wilks]

Don't worry, that's just Billfred. He's always a bit wet behind the ears.. and everywhere else.

[Jon Stratis]

Quick, cover up the electronics before he shakes himself dry!

[Bill_B]

Nope. It doesn't work. This leather isn't tight enough for me to imagine I'm a superhero. Not even Cat Woman works.

[rachelholladay]

Safety glasses will protect me from the snow, right guys? Guys?

[Littleboy]

"Welcome to the 2014 FIRST Robotics Competition and this years game, 'Snowball Fight with Billfred'!"
(Your Billfred game piece does not come in the KoP, but he is sold on AndyMark for $5.95)

[JaneYoung]

It's a good thing Billfred isn't a mentor on 1511... then he'd be dealing with thundersnow.

[Wayne Doenges]

[quote=Littleboy;1239687(Your Billfred game piece does not come in the KoP, but he is sold on AndyMark for $5.95)[/QUOTE]

[npoe] That's a little pricey isn't it [npoe]

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone--these Palmetto preparations are kicking my butt!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by cgmv123

After Billfred gets hit by a blizzard of Frisbees, the GDC changes the rule just to protect him.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

All productivity was lost for the rest of the night after Billfred walked in. Not because everybody wanted to come up with captions, but because they ran outside to have a snowball fight.

(True story.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dictionaria13
2) Jim Wilks
3) Jon Stratis
4) rachaelholladay
5) Littleboy
6) JaneYoung
7) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Bill_B

Nope. It doesn't work. This leather isn't tight enough for me to imagine I'm a superhero. Not even Cat Woman works.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	120
Taylor	111
Wayne Doenges	99
rsisk	88
DonRotolo	77
cgmv123	75
EricH	67
EricS-Team180	65
GaryVoshol	65
rachelholladay	64
iPenguin	57
Al Skierkiewicz	55
Jim Wilks	55
dodar	44
Aidan S.	42
dictionaria13	42
Peck	33
akoscielski3	32
Karibou	29
PAR_WIG1350	29
Andrew Lawrence	21
skimoose	19
Littleboy	19
Barry Bonzack	17
S.P.A.M.er 17	16
Andy Baker	14
Bill_B	14
Danny Diaz	5
Cuog	5
Whippet	5
JosephC	5
Joe G.	4
Gregor	4
J.Warsoff	4
Kyle A	4
Tottanka	3
Travis Hoffman	3
Ninja_Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
kramarczyk	2
Jon Stratis	2
Boe	2
Rangel(kf7fdb)	2
O'Sancheski	1
Dsisk	1
Dchandler	1
Dr Theta	1
IndySam	1
Steve W	1
2348humanplayer	1
cvessalico	1

Onward!