Dave Lavery

[MissInformation]

Originally posted by Miss Tree
Girlfriend, You just keep getting yourself in deeper and deeper.

A: Has he lost weight?

B: If yes to "A", Has he betrayed the KK club and stopped eating the perfect food product?

C: Considering your past history for posting pictures of our friend who likes to surreptitiously torture unsuspecting patrons of public transportation; I'll bet he's thinking about a banana cream pie (or equivalent) that will soon make contact with a certain photographer's face.

D: He, heh.......Could I have a picture of that?

Insurance. That's the key to this whole thing. I am not silly enough to think my insurance covers all things, however, I hope no one is silly enough to think I only have one policy.

So here I sit saying over and over, "I know I shouldn't do this, I know I shouldn't do this..." but I cannot keep the secret any longer. I think everyone admires and respects Dave, and why not, after all, isn't he someone to admire and respect? Well, along with being the Krispy Kreme King and apparently now the Beef Stick King, Dave is also the Man Of Steel (seriously, ask him how much steel is in his basement). He's faster than last year's robot, more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut and able to eat giant beef sticks with one hand, look, it's an engineerbot, it's a clone, it's... it's SuperDave!

SuperDave

MissInformation

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