Dave Lavery

[Ken Loyd]

Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

Truly, a man with a heart as big as outer space. A man with boundless compassion. A man of true courage and conviction. A man who deserves to stand on the high moral ground.

Please post pictures (the Mayo Clinic may want them.)

Ken Loyd
Team 64

[Kevin Watson]

Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

I must be confused, 'cause I always thought the latex tubing was included just for this purpose .

-Kevin

[Firewolf]

those pictures are HYSTERICAL
and all this over beef jerky??

hey! Lemon pudding is no laughing matter!

[dlavery]

Originally posted by Firewolf
hey! Lemon pudding is no laughing matter!

Of course it isn't! You need something to attract the chickens....

[MissInformation]

Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

All I did was compare you to only the most famous, greatest superhero of all time... a man who embodies all that is good in this world, hero to countless small children everywhere... and you come back with bodily harm. Nasty chickens that will peck and scratch me, that will draw blood and leave scars... and all because I dared to, in admiration and great respect, compare you to Superman. Did I lie in my post? Are you not faster than last year's robot? And more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut? Does not that original photo show you eating a large beef stick with one hand?

It breaks my heart to think you would abuse me with vicious chickens for something so innocently done...

MissInformation

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I bet you I could say it with a straight face too!

[Ken Loyd]

Originally posted by MissInformation
All I did was compare you to...a...Nasty chickens that will peck and scratch...,...that will draw blood and leave scars....Did I lie in my post? Are you not fa.ter than last year's robot? And more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut? Does not that original photo show you eating a large beef....?

It breaks my heart to abuse with vicious chickens...

MissInformation

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I bet you I could say it with a straight face too!

Dear MissInformation,

I think your quote must have gotten garbled in transmission. I do not want to believe that you would write such mean things about Dave.

Dave...Fear Not...We have ordered you a Gila Monster Shirt. It will be waiting at Pit 64 along with a team that appreciates you.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

[DaBruteForceGuy]

As an outsider looking in on this madness all i have to say is... as a New Yorker, and as one who has had his share of some of the best beefsteaks in the world....... Oh yea, a beefsteak is totally worth all the altered photo's (some of which i m sure are real), freind bashing and team switching that goes along with it..... So as a word to Dave Lavery.... Enjoy Your Beefsteak!...
(sure looks like it )

[MissInformation]

Originally posted by Ken Loyd
Dear MissInformation,

I think your quote must have gotten garbled in transmission. I do not want to believe that you would write such mean things about Dave.

Dave...Fear Not...We have ordered you a Gila Monster Shirt. It will be waiting at Pit 64 along with a team that appreciates you.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

Oh, you are evil, very, very evil...

I can appreciate that.

MissInformation

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Now I'm thinking of changing my name to MissQuoted.

[DanLevin247]

Ever seen the ingredients of a slim jim?


Ingrediant #2

Mechanically seperated chicken


look it up, it's true

[Ken Loyd]

Originally posted by MissInformation
Oh, you are evil, very, very evil...

I can appreciate that.

MissInformation

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Now I'm thinking of changing my name to MissQuoted.

Dear MissQuoted,

What size shirt would you like. The Gila Monsters can use a great mind like yours. Hope to meet you in Houston.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

PS We will let you lead the Gila Dance!

[Koko Ed]

Originally posted by Ken Loyd
Dear MissQuoted,

What size shirt would you like. The Gila Monsters can use a great mind like yours. Hope to meet you in Houston.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

PS We will let you lead the Gila Dance!

Resistance is futile....

[MissInformation]

Originally posted by Ken Loyd
Dear MissQuoted,

What size shirt would you like. The Gila Monsters can use a great mind like yours. Hope to meet you in Houston.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

PS We will let you lead the Gila Dance!

Wow, I'm honored, I've seen the dance and it's nicely done! But I guess this would mean I can't pick on Dave anymore. Of course, this should also mean he has to call off the chickens, right?

MissQuoted

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formerly known as MissInformation, once told she was MissAligned.

[Amber H.]

Ah, My dear MissInformation.

Being misunderstood means total acceptance in your typical big happy dysfunctional family.
We wouldn't pick on you (or Dave for that matter) if we didn't love you.

We WUV you MissInformation.

[dlavery]

Originally posted by DanLevin247
Ever seen the ingredients of a slim jim?

Ingrediant #2

Mechanically seperated chicken

I'm still trying to get my mind around this one. The mental images I am creating are pretty spectacular!

OH GRAHAM! Now I know what we can do with this year's robot after the competition!!!

Message to all the neighbors - HIDE YOUR HOUSEPETS!!!!

-dave

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Y = AX^2 + B... ehh, whatever

[EddieMcD]

It could be worse: researching the inside of a twinkie.

Everyone knows the creamy part of a Twinkie is made from the residue of the Roswell crash. Try getting those mental images out of your head.