CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see a student explaining the workings of the robot controlling glove. Little did he know that someone left the robot on and it was dismantling their pits.
They won the Engineering award but totally lost the safety award.

[Don Wright]

Student: "And when I go like this...we stack the crate"
Judge: "You actually stack a crate? I've never seen anybody actually stack a crate this year."
Student: "You're right...I just make it look like I do something for this award while our driver just drives around smashing into crates and knocking down stacks and tries to get on top of the ramp at the end."

[DonRotolo]

"No, no - the gloves are just to cover up the ugy scars the cyborg conversion left. And if you just ate lunch, don't look where the wires go into the back of my head..."

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see the true origin of the famous phrase

It's all in the wrist action

[safiq10]

You wanna know how I got these gloves?

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Wright

Student: "And when I go like this...we stack the crate"
Judge: "You actually stack a crate? I've never seen anybody actually stack a crate this year."
Student: "You're right...I just make it look like I do something for this award while our driver just drives around smashing into crates and knocking down stacks and tries to get on top of the ramp at the end."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

There once was a boy from 'round here
Who used gloves on his hands to steer
Til once he did clap
And his 'bot did collapse
And now all he can do is cheer.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) EricH
3) Joe G.
4) DonRotolo
5) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

"And when the overenthusiastic Safety Advisor tells us we have to wear gloves, I'm all set."

Which means the scores are:

Don Wright	13
Joe G.	12
Taylor	10
DonRotolo	4
cgmv123	4
rsisk	4
GaryVoshol	4
Wayne Doenges	3
EricH	3
Tom Ore	2
Karibou	2
bardd	2
Jim Wilks	2
Littleboy	2
rachelholladay	1
safiq10	1

Onward!