CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #474

[Wayne Doenges]

Student on left: "You take my breath away."

[Jim Wilks]

Team 399 takes "Gettting up in the world" to a new level

[Littleboy]

118 shoots helicopters down. We shoot freshmen down.

[Taylor]

Hey guys! Like my invisible pogo stick?

[NPOE] How awesome would a hybrid pogo stick/segway be? [/NPOE]

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK,
Designing a t-shirt cannon is child's play now. We have to launch something much bigger and way more impressive. So a freshmen is bigger but not so impressive...anybody have a better idea? Anybody? Would a senior do it or a mentor?

[jwallace15]

The discs are with you, young student, but you are not a human player yet.

[efoote868]

This is why programmers can't have nice things.

[Tom Ore]

Scene from the upcoming movie "The Robot Exorcist." (This is how we'll get FIRST a wider audience.)

[rachelholladay]

The human player had trouble accepting some people weren't as committed to the FIRST vision as he was.

[GaryVoshol]

My dog does that when you throw a frisbee.

[JohnFogarty]

Team Member 1: Your ability to score disks is at most average. I mean, what has it gotten us? A second place seed at one competition, a finalist at another, and then an Engineering inspiration award....we barely made it to worlds because you couldn't score 80 disks instead of 70 but nooooo.....cough....

Team Member 2: I find your lack of faith in my abilities disturbing. Just remember who got that date to Roboprom....freshman.

Mentor: Enough. Release him.

Team Member 2: As you wish.

[DonRotolo]

Note to self: Take off the T-shirt before launching.

[cgmv123]

A: Come over to the Dark Side of FIRST!

B: FIRST doesn't have a Dark Side.

A: It will once you join it.

[DonRotolo]

[Not an entry]Invoking the Billfred-is-working-too-hard-rule.
It's still Monday![/Nae]

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

[Not an entry]Invoking the Billfred-is-working-too-hard-rule.
It's still Monday![/Nae]

Yeah yeah yeah--I had it open last night, but I straight crashed out!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Littleboy

118 shoots helicopters down. We shoot freshmen down.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Note to self: Take off the T-shirt before launching.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) JohnFogarty
3) Wayne Doenges
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) bardd
6) Tom Ore
7) rachelholladay
8) jwallace15

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by cgmv123

A: Come over to the Dark Side of FIRST!

B: FIRST doesn't have a Dark Side.

A: It will once you join it.

Which means the scores are:

EricH	25
Taylor	18
Don Wright	15
Littleboy	13
DonRotolo	13
rsisk	13
Joe G.	12
rachelholladay	11
cgmv123	11
Wayne Doenges	11
Andrew Lawrence	10
GaryVoshol	10
dodar	9
bardd	9
Jim Wilks	8
Tom Ore	7
jwallace15	5
mdituri	5
Al Skierkiewicz	5
Karibou	4
JohnFogarty	2
efoote868	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1

Onward!