CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481

[DonRotolo]

Oh. When you said Jason was horny, I thought you meant...

[bardd]

In this picture, we can see a creature known as a "Drive Coach".
There are many species of "Drive Coach", but this one, is by far, one of the rarest kinds, and is, in fact, an endangered species.
It's scientific name, "Cornua Multis Repelle Raeda", meaning "Multi-Horned Drive Coach", is self explanatory. It uses it's horns for battle, by drawing the attention of rival drivers, thus confusing them.
The Multi-Horned shines it's horns by brushing them against button-trees. In the picture, you can still see some button-tree leaves stuck between it's horns.

[Wayne Doenges]

[New Entry]
There once was a student named Matt
Who had a most unusual hat
Every Regional he'd go
Buttons people would throw
And that's all I have to say about that

[Jim Wilks]

Every team needs a good jester.

And if you are not good, at least have a good hat.

[Billfred]

If I start running the right direction, I guess it could be Sunday somewhere!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Those guys that use aluminum foil are just fooling themselves. This is the only way to keep the alien mind beasts from getting into your head.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

There once was a student named Matt
Who had a most unusual hat
Every Regional he'd go
Buttons people would throw
And that's all I have to say about that

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Pault
2) Jay H 237
3) GaryVoshol
4) Taylor
5) DonRotolo
6) Jim Wilks

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

Robotics is a great backup career in case the degree in fashion design doesn't work out

Which means the scores are:

EricH	41
Al Skierkiewicz	37
Taylor	36
bardd	36
Wayne Doenges	34
GaryVoshol	30
DonRotolo	28
dodar	26
rsisk	26
Littleboy	24
cgmv123	18
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Jim Wilks	17
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	14
Joe G.	12
Pault	12
jwallace15	11
efoote868	8
mdituri	5
Karibou	4
JohnFogarty	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay H 237	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1

Onward!