CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481

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In this picture, we can see a creature known as a "Drive Coach".
There are many species of "Drive Coach", but this one, is by far, one of the rarest kinds, and is, in fact, an endangered species.
It's scientific name, "Cornua Multis Repelle Raeda", meaning "Multi-Horned Drive Coach", is self explanatory. It uses it's horns for battle, by drawing the attention of rival drivers, thus confusing them.
The Multi-Horned shines it's horns by brushing them against button-trees. In the picture, you can still see some button-tree leaves stuck between it's horns.