CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #488

[Wayne Doenges]

Most freshmen need a blanky to fall asleep. All a FRC freshman needs is a trophy. The bigger the trophy, the deeper the sleep.
This student is in hibernation.

[DonRotolo]

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray to Deam my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
Ha! We won Chairmans!

[delsaner]

I mean, I've heard of trophy wives, but this is pushing it too far.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Hangover 4: What happens in St. Louis, stays in St. Louis.

[Billfred]

If you worked until 2:00 AM Sunday morning, woke up at 6:30 AM, then worked a flea market selling light bulbs (and running FLL practice at the table--anything to be ready for the qualifier!) until 4:00, you'd invoke the BIWWTM Rule too.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray to Deam my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
Ha! We won Chairmans!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by delsaner

I mean, I've heard of trophy wives, but this is pushing it too far.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) Taylor
3) S.P.A.M.er 17
4) Brandon1266
5) EricH
6) Jim Wilks
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) J.Warsoff

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Kyle A

What you can't see is his teddy bear crying in the corner after 14 years of being the favorite. It was replaced by a new comfort item, an FRC trophy, they grow up so fast.

(Aside: Who let all the dust out in my condo tonight?)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	62
DonRotolo	58
Wayne Doenges	56
EricH	52
bardd	48
Al Skierkiewicz	46
GaryVoshol	44
rsisk	38
dodar	37
cgmv123	30
Jim Wilks	28
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	19
Jay Money 1058	18
Pault	18
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	14
TheCascadeKid	13
Joe G.	12
Brandon1266	12
efoote868	12
mdituri	6
delsaner	5
Karibou	4
JohnFogarty	4
S.P.A.M.er 17	4
J.Warsoff	4
Kyle A	3
sarah_storer	3
Jay H 237	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
Herbblood	1
orangemoore	1

Onward!