CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #496

[Wayne Doenges]

Before picture was taken;
Guy on right: "If you can snatch away this ball, before I sit on it, you will have come far young Grasshopper".

[GaryVoshol]

Since the coach/robot's head doesn't fit into the 6" cylinder, he has to stay in a permanent crouch.

[Taylor]

Bydlon has to wear the beard. It's the only thing separating him from the kids.

[AndyBare]

"There's not enough angle!!!"

[efoote868]

In ten minutes they'll get bored of Aerial Assist, and will get out their brooms to play quidditch.

[Jim Wilks]

Looks like zero assist points being scored here.

[DonRotolo]

...and here we see players of the seldom-seen sport of Ball Diving being practiced. As the 'baller' tosses the ball, the 'diver' tries to dive inside it. The sport is seldom-seen because most 'divers' break their necks on their first dive.

[cgmv123]

He's trying to ice the shooter by calling timeout.

[jwallace15]

(person on left) *grunts* "Here's... The... Ball!"
(person on right) "It should only weigh 2.75 pounds! Why is it so heavy?"
(team freshman) "You're supposed to fill it with water, right? I thought it was a water game! That's what everyone kept saying!"

[Billfred]

It's still Monday! (C'mon, it's build season...)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Before picture was taken;
Guy on right: "If you can snatch away this ball, before I sit on it, you will have come far young Grasshopper".

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by jwallace15

(person on left) *grunts* "Here's... The... Ball!"
(person on right) "It should only weigh 2.75 pounds! Why is it so heavy?"
(team freshman) "You're supposed to fill it with water, right? I thought it was a water game! That's what everyone kept saying!"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) efoote868
3) cgmv123
4) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Bydlon has to wear the beard. It's the only thing separating him from the kids.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	94
Wayne Doenges	88
EricH	77
DonRotolo	75
GaryVoshol	71
Al Skierkiewicz	53
rsisk	51
cgmv123	51
bardd	48
dodar	45
Jim Wilks	45
efoote868	31
Pault	29
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	24
Jay Money 1058	20
TheCascadeKid	20
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
delsaner	15
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
Brandon1266	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
mdituri	6
orangemoore	5
Karibou	4
JohnFogarty	4
Kyle A	3
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
Herbblood	1
Invictus3593	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1

Onward!