CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #497

[EricH]

"So what you're saying is that you have an idea for a new form of transportation... quite efficient... stirling engine... Now where have I heard that before? Oh, right, MY driveway!"

[rsisk]

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

[efoote868]

Guy on left: "And then the bill in School House Rock sang about how he had to wait in line at the White House for the President to sign him before he could become a law..."
Dean: "That is messed up."

[jblay]

Guy on Left: "Dean, don't you think you're a little under dressed for a house subcommittee meeting?"

Dean: "This is kinda my thing"

[Taylor]

"Look - we've got spokespeople from the worlds of music, sports, acting - but we're still missing a big segment of American culture. And that's why we need to promote the Deanim line of clothing - to captivate the fashion world. I've got Tyra Banks on hold here."

[cgmv123]

What do you mean the Segway is unsafe?!?!

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy on left: "I suppose I could order lunch while we are waiting for this Dean Kamen to show up. I'll have a roast beef on rye, medium fries, and a large shake. Got that?"
Dean: "I'm Dean Kamen."
Guy on left *turns beet red* "Ohhhh"

[DonRotolo]

The birth of the Segway, Chapter 1:
After this meeting, Dean decided to design a mobile platform he could use to address his issues with being vertically-challenged...

[GaryVoshol]

Dean: I realize the need for security, but these electrodes going into my head are really distressing.

[dodar]

Guy on Left: I'm sorry Dean, but your push to get Congress to wear all denim doesnt look to be working.

Dean:

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Well Dean, it just has become a way of life here in Washington. There are cameras everywhere, some places more than others. Just ignore them and concentrate on your presentation. For now, this is about the robots.

[Jim Wilks]

Guy on left: Dean, we've decided to support your Vex robotics program!