CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #497

[Taylor]

"Look - we've got spokespeople from the worlds of music, sports, acting - but we're still missing a big segment of American culture. And that's why we need to promote the Deanim line of clothing - to captivate the fashion world. I've got Tyra Banks on hold here."

[cgmv123]

What do you mean the Segway is unsafe?!?!

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy on left: "I suppose I could order lunch while we are waiting for this Dean Kamen to show up. I'll have a roast beef on rye, medium fries, and a large shake. Got that?"
Dean: "I'm Dean Kamen."
Guy on left *turns beet red* "Ohhhh"

[DonRotolo]

The birth of the Segway, Chapter 1:
After this meeting, Dean decided to design a mobile platform he could use to address his issues with being vertically-challenged...

[GaryVoshol]

Dean: I realize the need for security, but these electrodes going into my head are really distressing.

[dodar]

Guy on Left: I'm sorry Dean, but your push to get Congress to wear all denim doesnt look to be working.

Dean:

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Well Dean, it just has become a way of life here in Washington. There are cameras everywhere, some places more than others. Just ignore them and concentrate on your presentation. For now, this is about the robots.

[Jim Wilks]

Guy on left: Dean, we've decided to support your Vex robotics program!

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Jim Wilks

Guy on left: Dean, we've decided to support your Vex robotics program!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Dean: I realize the need for security, but these electrodes going into my head are really distressing.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) efoote868
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Taylor
5) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Guy on left: "I suppose I could order lunch while we are waiting for this Dean Kamen to show up. I'll have a roast beef on rye, medium fries, and a large shake. Got that?"
Dean: "I'm Dean Kamen."
Guy on left *turns beet red* "Ohhhh"

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	96
Wayne Doenges	91
EricH	79
DonRotolo	76
GaryVoshol	76
Al Skierkiewicz	55
Jim Wilks	55
rsisk	53
cgmv123	52
bardd	48
dodar	46
efoote868	33
Pault	29
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	24
Jay Money 1058	20
TheCascadeKid	20
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
delsaner	15
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
Brandon1266	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
mdituri	6
orangemoore	5
Karibou	4
JohnFogarty	4
Kyle A	3
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
Herbblood	1
Invictus3593	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1

Onward~