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something i found amusing

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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2.) Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
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3.) Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
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4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
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5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
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6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
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7.) Male: Your body's like a temple.
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
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8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
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9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
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