CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #500 (!)

[Wayne Doenges]

They tell us not to bow down before graven images.
However, there's no mention of inflatable ones.

[GaryVoshol]

Wow, there's actually flowers at that place? Between drought and storms, I've never seen anything like that. Maybe the giant Swamp Thing was channeling a benevolent spirit.

[Grey Mann]

"Kneel before my power."
*Praying*

[brandon.cottrell]

Rules on defense robots were very unregulated back in the day.

[efoote868]

Somebody saw the commercial:

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Hi I'm Al Harrington President and CEO of Al Harringon's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and I am passing the savings on to yoouuu!!!!

[Jacob Bendicksen]

Game hints back in the day required a bit more effort to understand.

[dodar]

Originally Posted by efoote868

Somebody saw the commercial:

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Hi I'm Al Harrington President and CEO of Al Harringon's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and I am passing the savings on to yoouuu!!!!

[NPOE] This should win.

[DonRotolo]

All bow to the mighty green man!
*(um, this guy is red)*
Meh! Fiddly bits. Just get on your knees!

[NPOE]Flail. I like that word.

Anyway: 500 is a milestone*, but 520 is ten years. That is a significant fraction of anyone's life...[/NPOE]

*or is it millstone?

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see the inspiration for teams playing goalie in Aerial Assist.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

They tell us not to bow down before graven images.
However, there's no mention of inflatable ones.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Wow, there's actually flowers at that place? Between drought and storms, I've never seen anything like that. Maybe the giant Swamp Thing was channeling a benevolent spirit.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Brandon1266
2) dodar
3) rsisk
4) DonRotolo
5) Jim Wilks

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

The greatest mentor in SwampThing history.


If height is all that matters, of course. And hot air.

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges	107
Taylor	102
EricH	89
GaryVoshol	83
DonRotolo	80
Jim Wilks	69
Al Skierkiewicz	67
rsisk	57
cgmv123	54
dodar	50
bardd	48
efoote868	38
Pault	29
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	24
TheCascadeKid	21
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
delsaner	15
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
mdituri	6
orangemoore	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	3
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
Invictus3593	2
Can1s_Major997	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
Herbblood	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bill_B	1

Onward!