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lame pickup lines are funny but sometimes they work because people remember them because often they're so funny.
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something i found amusing
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.) Male: Is this seat empty? Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.) Male: Your place or mine? Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living. Female: I'm a female impersonator. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? Female: DO NOT ENTER. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Female: Unfertilized. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7.) Male: Your body's like a temple. Female: Sorry, there are no services today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. |
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haha, that's great!
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i find the worst pickup is
"hey, i lost my #, may i have urs?" It's so pathetic, and embarressing (sp?) sorry for the bad spelling and such, can see straight right now |
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...Its part of our lives to be flamed for that blatant (sp?) misspelling on the front page of the site... |
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haha i find it rather amusing.. my friend actually had a shirt thta said that ![]() |
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Re: haha true true
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Now that you mention it.. I don't ever remember people shaking hands in Florida... until a couple of years ago I lived in Davie, Fl. Florida is its own entity... I suppose it doesn't count as a part of the south
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no one does here. we do the famous "hi, sup?"
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Up here in the north, people definitely shake hands still......but, in the last little while ive been getting/giving a lot more hugs than hand-shakes....
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well, this one you KNOW a smartypants used
a kid in my school, when there was some trip said to a girl "so, what's your GPA?" needless to say, she walked away really fast, i believe his fallow up line was "What did you get on your SATs" actually, the guy really doesn't try, and I don't think he likes girls that much to even try to be decent... |
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Re: Sometimes it's the girls...
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[DISCLAIMER] The statements made by "Lil'Mellie03" are not exactly those of team 25 and its affiliates [/Disclaimer] Thank you and have a nice day |
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