CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #506

[Billfred]

It's still Monday (in St. Louis!)

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	123
Wayne Doenges	122
EricH	105
GaryVoshol	102
DonRotolo	94
Al Skierkiewicz	82
rsisk	77
Jim Wilks	76
cgmv123	64
dodar	+infinity
bardd	48
efoote868	44
Pault	33
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
TheCascadeKid	24
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
delsaner	15
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	+infinity
J.Warsoff	11
orangemoore	8
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Bill_B	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	+infinity
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1

And the picture:

https://twitter.com/WmLeverette/stat...276096/photo/1
(We'll see how much they play around next time we pack the pit!)

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Tough decisions #4901: Cut the bands off a teammate's hands, or go find Billfred and cut his hair?

[dodar]

After winning their first regional, the 4901 drive team got pretty cocky...

[Taylor]

The only proven way to keep Human Player from acquiring penalties.

[Jon Stratis]

I said I could build a robot with ONE hand tied behind my back, not TWO!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Some teams will try anything to keep their drivers from touching the controls during autonomous. Good idea? Close but no cigar.

[cgmv123]

If you're a good enough magician to "magically" win the regional, you should be able to escape from zip-tie handcuffs on your own.

[orangemoore]

A citizen's arrest due to general annoyingness thwarted by the fun police. Come on.

[rsisk]

While Johnny was being arrested for shouting "ROBOT!", somebody stole their robot.

[Pault]

The GDC decided that the current penalties are too light. Now, if you break a rule, you will be arrested. Fortunately, you have the right to a lawyer in court.

[efoote868]

As punishment for being stupid with zip ties, you'll be the subject of a caption contest!

[delsaner]

How many times do we have to tell you? The big red button on the driver station is NOT the Easy Button.

[Wayne Doenges]

This student read about Houdini and thought he was better then him.
Student: "Zip tie my hands, behind my back and I will be able to get out of them. No matter how much I plead DO NOT let out of them"
Two weeks later the student has now learned how to eat with his feet.

Historical note: Zip ties were not invented yet when Houdini was around.

[DonRotolo]

Alice in chains zip-ties

[GaryVoshol]

If we could only get zip ties for mouths. No more petitions to ban the cry of "Robot!"