CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #507

[EricH]

How to ENSURE that Arizona Finals Match #2 NEVER happens:


Make it impossible to close the field gates so the match can start.

[JaneYoung]

And then there's that awesome moment of becoming one with the field: trapping your finger in the zip tie.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

No! No! No! How many times have I told you? Use the right tool for the job! Besides you won't like the taste.

[dodar]

MY SHIRT MATCHES THE SEATS!!!

[rsisk]

Poor kid has been zip tied to the field since week 1.

[jspatz1]

"HELP! They're keeping me zip-tied to the field to watch for G40s!"

[cgmv123]

Here's a real and practical monetarily incentivized bribe/challenge: Whoever can build a robot to cut the zip tie, close the gate and place the shield on within 30 seconds gets $10. Who doesn't want to take the challenge?

[Jon Stratis]

Zipties... when duct tape just won't do.

[Bill_B]

And the zip code for Arizona is . . . .. . . . EVERYWHERE!

[Wayne Doenges]

Question. Why did the student Tie Wrap himself to the field?
Answer. I have no idea

[Taylor]

Q: How many zipties does it take to build an FRC field?
A: One fewer than shown here.

[DonRotolo]

First you get de zip ties,
Den you get de money,
Den you get de wimmen!

[delsaner]

*zzzzzip* ZIP-a-dee-doo-dah,
*zzzzzip* ZIP-a-dee-a,
My oh my, what a wonderful day.

[Rich Wong]

Somebody help me!
I zip-tied both my thumbs to the fence!