CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #507

[cgmv123]

Here's a real and practical monetarily incentivized bribe/challenge: Whoever can build a robot to cut the zip tie, close the gate and place the shield on within 30 seconds gets $10. Who doesn't want to take the challenge?

[Jon Stratis]

Zipties... when duct tape just won't do.

[Bill_B]

And the zip code for Arizona is . . . .. . . . EVERYWHERE!

[Wayne Doenges]

Question. Why did the student Tie Wrap himself to the field?
Answer. I have no idea

[Taylor]

Q: How many zipties does it take to build an FRC field?
A: One fewer than shown here.

[DonRotolo]

First you get de zip ties,
Den you get de money,
Den you get de wimmen!

[delsaner]

*zzzzzip* ZIP-a-dee-doo-dah,
*zzzzzip* ZIP-a-dee-a,
My oh my, what a wonderful day.

[Rich Wong]

Somebody help me!
I zip-tied both my thumbs to the fence!

[Jim Wilks]

Hey guys, wait up, I'm a little tied up right now...

[Billfred]

It's still Monday, people!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Bill_B

And the zip code for Arizona is . . . .. . . . EVERYWHERE!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by cgmv123

Here's a real and practical monetarily incentivized bribe/challenge: Whoever can build a robot to cut the zip tie, close the gate and place the shield on within 30 seconds gets $10. Who doesn't want to take the challenge?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) JaneYoung
3) Taylor
4) GaryVoshol
5) DonRotolo
6) Delsaner
7) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

(Read in David Attenborough's voice) "Here we see just how far some teams will go to win. This programmer was sacrificed to the FRC gods in the hopes that his team might have a favorable qualification schedule, as well as rain next week."

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	127
Wayne Doenges	125
EricH	107
GaryVoshol	106
DonRotolo	98
Jim Wilks	87
Al Skierkiewicz	85
rsisk	79
cgmv123	74
dodar	59
bardd	48
efoote868	48
Pault	34
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
TheCascadeKid	24
Jay Money 1058	20
delsaner	18
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Bill_B	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
orangemoore	9
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Jon Stratis	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1

Onward!