"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Grey Mann]

(This was during the design phase of our robot when we had split into small teams to come up with ways to grip the ball, I was on Team Tentacle)

"Two-foot balls, tentacles and top hats. What has this team come to."

This quote was later framed and put up on our wall of victory.

[Oblarg]

(After changing code whilst queued for the umpteenth time): "Who was it that said that you shouldn't have a programmer on your drive crew? Because they're horribly wrong."

[TigerMania]

"Where's the win button?"

[SaxophoneKing]

"When they (...) Crap! It's gonna be dark!"
(reply) "When they crap, It's gonna be dark?"

"SolidWorks says no."

[BBray_T1296]

We decided (jokingly of course) that both customary and SI units are garbage and invented our own measurement system all based on our largest 2" diameter pneumatic cylinder, which we named "Pneumasiah", and each type of unit was all called the same name: a Pneum

These units exchange to:
-1 Pneum (pressure) = 60 PSI (pressure the piston operates at)
-1 Pneum (length) = 24 3/8" (Measured stroke Pneumasiah)
-1 Pneum (time) = Time Pneumasiah takes to extend 1 Pneum(length) at 1 Pneum(pressure), not officially measured yet
-1 Pneum (mass) = Weight of Pneumasiah, not officially measured yet

Funny quote related:

"how fast does our robot accelerate?" "Oh, about 6 Pneums per Pneum squared"

[Sparkyshires]

Originally Posted by Oblarg

(After changing code whilst queued for the umpteenth time): "Who was it that said that you shouldn't have a programmer on your drive crew? Because they're horribly wrong."

Our coach actually thinks it's necessary to have a programmer on the drive team came especially in handy when we had to reboot the cRIO mid-match.

[dubiousSwain]

Originally Posted by BBray_T1296

We decided (jokingly of course) that both customary and SI units are garbage and invented our own measurement system all based on our largest 2" diameter pneumatic cylinder, which we named "Pneumasiah", and each type of unit was all called the same name: a Pneum

These units exchange to:
-1 Pneum (pressure) = 60 PSI (pressure the piston operates at)
-1 Pneum (length) = 24 3/8" (Measured stroke Pneumasiah)
-1 Pneum (time) = Time Pneumasiah takes to extend 1 Pneum(length) at 1 Pneum(pressure), not officially measured yet
-1 Pneum (mass) = Weight of Pneumasiah, not officially measured yet

Funny quote related:

"how fast does our robot accelerate?" "Oh, about 6 Pneums per Pneum squared"

this is great

[dubiousSwain]

Originally Posted by AlexanderTheOK

"I fixed the code!"

"how?"

"I deleted it."

One time I was trying to get a library to work, and a bunch of functions were throwing errors, so i deleted them one by one to see how much i could delete before i broke it.

[Tinmint1]

Originally Posted by kmcclary

Welcome to the 2014 Build Season! Oh boy... It sure didn't take long this year for the comments to start flying... (Luckily, I work with several teams. To protect the guilty, I'm not saying at which one this happened. :-)

Scene: Kickoff Saturday 2014, back at the ranch that very afternoon.
The entire team was doing their traditional "group aloud reading of the new FIRST Game Manual", to review the game rules together...

We get to Rule G34, and all progress stops for about 10 minutes...

FIRST wrote:
"Rule G34 - COACHES may not touch BALLS.
Inadvertent or inconsequential contact will not be penalized.
Violation: FOUL"

The room suddenly goes silent. Internally I thought: "Oh crap... What were the manual writers thinking, phrasing it that way to high school students? Are we ever going to sneak past this one?"

... Not a chance, with this group...

Sure enough. It started with a few stifled snickers... Tension builds.
Suddenly, the entire team explodes with riotous laughter.

... "Yea, that's VERY foul all right..."
... "Of course you're not supposed to do that. Everybody knows that!"
Etc.

Finally, after everyone got a shot at the rule, I thought we were home free.
No such luck. They then all turned and stared directly toward their on-field coach... Oh oh... Round 2...

After a pregnant pause, the comments started flying again...
... "Hey Coach... We told you not to scratch yourself so much!"
... "He's so famous, FIRST even wrote in a rule against it this year!"
Etc...

Once THAT died down, Round 3 happened... A student then turned and asked the mentors:
... "Hey {mentors}... When handling your balls, what constitutes 'inconsequential contact' ?"
This started an entire sub-discussion among the students on "ball handling and underwear straightening etiquette" in and around school, the field, and elsewhere.

Chaos reigned for several more minutes.

One of the new female students near me looked around, totally bewildered at the pandemonium in the room. She then realized the gender of most of the commenters. With an "eye roll" expression on her face, she turned to another young female student on the team, sighed, and summed it up nicely:

... "Of course... There are waaay too many guys on this team..."

And that is when *I* lost it...

The only sensible thing the mentors could do was to keep quiet and wait it out. Eventually it died down. Decorum was restored, and we could continue with the manual reading session.

But from then on, things went more slowly. Every mention of "balls" was accompanied with at least a few stifled snickers, and sotto voce comments. Example: When talking about "retrieving your ball from the pedestal when lit", you can imagine the "loudly whispered" comments ("Ooooo...That sounds painful", "What a relief", "Hey, if you tried to light mine up, I'd retrieve them too..."..., etc.)

Needless to say, we finally ran out of time and gave up.
We had to ask everyone to read the rest of the rules at home.


Didn't any other team notice this one? What happened when your team encountered Rule G34?

- Keith

We are an all girls team and we were laughing for about twenty minutes and still refer to it on a regular basis. The coach has given up all hope of that rule leaving our brains

[Tinmint1]

Originally Posted by Iaquinto.Joe

"No good sentence can start with 'just' unless you're talking about the law."

"We need more weight." I mean, how often can you say that?

We put 15 extra lbs on our robot.
At the weighing station my team started high fiving each other because the robot was over 100lbs finally the team behind us just shook their heads.

[Whippet]

Originally Posted by Tinmint1

We put 15 extra lbs on our robot.
At the weighing station my team started high fiving each other because the robot was over 100lbs finally the team behind us just shook their heads.

Our final inspection weight came to about 72 pounds. It weighed so little that we didn't even really need our cart to carry it around, but it was used mostly for safety and convenience.

[John Retkowski]

Quote Maria a junior

Maria: yeah I measured it. It's 1/2 of 3/4

Gain (a senior): *sigh*..... it doesn't work that way Maria....


We ended up putting 1/2 of 3/4 on one of our buttons. And then we threw it in the bucket that we offer people buttons out of at events. And then we forgot about it.

[Mrcope9]

-We got wires coming out the yin-yang!

-This morning I filled the coffee pot with red bull instead of water. I CAN SEE SOUND.

[The Doctor]

Wasn't this thread started in 2006??

[BBray_T1296]

Originally Posted by The Doctor

Wasn't this thread started in 2006??

Originally Posted by Jherbie53 on 02-23-2006, 05:57 PM

I'm wondering what some of the more interesting "quotes" or phrases said this year. It doesn't matter who said them, a student, a teacher, or a mentor. One of mine this year was "Ball chunk colorer person". That was said when someone asked why i was coloring a ball with a sharpie.

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