Any good FIRST jokes?

[E Dawg]

Game hints

[DumbFIRSTJoke]

[TedG]

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Originally Posted by Billfred

You know what they call the graduate with the lowest GPA in med school? Doctor.

You know what they call the fourth robot in the alliance that wins Einstein? Champion.

[cmrnpizzo14]

Did you hear the one where 2056 lost?

No?

Me either.

[Pratik Kunapuli]

Originally Posted by dodar

Mecanum is the most GP drivetrain in FIRST. It lets you decide where it goes.

Mecanum is so GP you let other robots drive your robot.

[PayneTrain]

Originally Posted by DumbFIRSTJoke

If there was ever a time to say /thread, it would be here.

[JamesCH95]

[Tucker]

"What time is it?" - Anybody asking the time
"Four eighty-eight" - Team Xbot's number

[Wayne Doenges]

Three robots drive into a bar, the forth had a better driver.

[Pi3th0n]

From last year's game:

[Briansmithtown]

Ill take the high goal and you can take the low goal....

[Ernst]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

Ill take the high goal and you can take the low goal....

Oh, ye'll take the high goal and I'll take the low goal
and I'll be on Einstein afooooooore ye
For me and my robot will always get assists
On the bonnie, bonnie fields of St. Louis

[Flimsor]

Originally Posted by Tucker

"What time is it?" - Anybody asking the time
"Four eighty-eight" - Team Xbot's number

All the time. I've said it to a few people outside of FIRST just because it becomes my default reaction during competition season and had to explain everything.

[TedG]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Three robots drive into a bar, the forth had a better driver.

[rimshot!]

nice!

[PVCpirate]

Originally Posted by DumbFIRSTJoke

You win sir/madam. You win in a landslide.