Any good FIRST jokes?

[safiq10]

At FTC competition:
Scout: So does your team lift?
US: Ohh ya we all lift? I think 135 Lbs is all our minimum.... Ohh and the robot lifts too.

I always got at least a smile from this!

[Briansmithtown]

(other team drivers) "yea our robot can shoot across the field, over truss, and into the high goal..." (us) "Ok so you play offense, but if you can't do it, we are taking over..." (other team) "ok"! (during match) (us) "looks like we are playing offensive".

[Wayne Doenges]

This is an actual event.
I'm wearing my Robot Inspector hat and two girls come up to me.
One asks "May I ask you a question?
Me "You just did."
Girl "May I ask you another question?"
Me "You just did."

The mentor behind them is having a laughing fit.

[safiq10]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

This is an actual event.
I'm wearing my Robot Inspector hat and two girls come up to me.
One asks "May I ask you a question?
Me "You just did."
Girl "May I ask you another question?"
Me "You just did."

The mentor behind them is having a laughing fit.

OMG!!! I wish I was there to see this!!!

[tsaksa]

Two robots drive into a bar with a spare battery and a set of jumper cables. The bartender looks at them and says, "OK, you can stay, but just don't start anything".

[Briansmithtown]

The Canadian teams walk into a Regional… "we'll we might still win chairmans, engineering inspiration, woodie flowers, deans list, and rookie all star!"

[alexander.h]

Three programmers walk into Google HQ :

• The first is a French programmer who codes in Java.
• The second is a British programmer who codes in C.
• The third is a Russian programmer who codes in Labview

In order for them to understand each other, a translator is called upon to translate everything into a language all 3 can understand : profanity.

[tsaksa]

A member of 2642 walks over to another teams pit with a paper towel on their head. Someone asks about the paper towel and they reply. "Arrrrrr... there's a bounty on me head!"


Two robotics team members meet in an elevator and one asks the other "What team are you are on?"
The second student replies, " 20..........................................46".
The first student then asks "Why the big pause?"
And the second replies, I don't know, I guess we were born with them.


A reporter stopped three random students outside the Edward Jones dome and asks, "Are you all here for Championships?"
"I don't know," says the first student.
"I don't know," says the second student.
"Yes!" says the third one.


An infinite number of robotics students walk up to a snack bar. The first one says, "I'll have a glass of root beer." The second one says, "I'll have a half glass of root beer", the third one says, "I'll have a quarter of a glass of root beer". With that, the attendant says "cut it out you wize guys", and pours two glasses of root beer.

[dubiousSwain]

Originally Posted by DumbFIRSTJoke

You win.

[Mitchell1714]

Originally Posted by Taylor

On our team is a golf club, telephone receptionist, John Calipari, and Yo-Yo Ma. They're our drive team.

I tried to play a prank on 1714, but they saw right through it.

You should have put some MORE effort into that one. Many people could have clearly done better.

[dodar]

Originally Posted by Mitchell1714

You should have put some MORE effort into that one. Many people could have clearly done better.

Come on man, be a little flexible with him.

[Briansmithtown]

Here's a new joke

Ariel assist

[Briansmithtown]

I'm replacing fence in my backyard, and I get them in lowes. When I'm walking through lowes, I have to resist yelling out "robot!" When people are in my way!

[Flimsor]

I made this a few months ago.

[Briansmithtown]

Originally Posted by Flimsor

I made this a few months ago.

I didn't know… any good jokes on yours?