Any good FIRST jokes?

[EricH]

The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.