Any good FIRST jokes?

[Flimsor]

Originally Posted by EricH

The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.

This year somone on our team requested additional pylons at the Eastern Washington University District Event. A few years back someone asked for a flux capacitor and we handed them a ball of wires held together with duct tape. We then asked for an angle trisector and received four pieces of plywood held together with a bolt.