Any good FIRST jokes?

[Flimsor]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

I didn't know… any good jokes on yours?

No. I didn't get any jokes at all from what I remember. So far this thread's had more success. By the way, I just meant to add to yours.

[ratdude747]

Here's a couple that probably stink:


I don't like broken transmissions. It just grinds my gears.

Why do some people say previous games are child's play? Because you could use Fischer Price motors.

[Briansmithtown]

Originally Posted by ratdude747

Here's a couple that probably stink:


I don't like broken transmissions. It just grinds my gears.

Why do some people say previous games are child's play? Because you could use Fischer Price motors.

Those ar pretty good

[tsaksa]

The robot inspector says "Sorry, but faster than light particles are not allowed on FRC Robots."
A robot with tachyon drive arrives at the robot inspection station.

[JohnFogarty]

If I've heard this joke once this season about vacuum bots during awards I've heard it 6 times.

Team XXXX has come up with a robot this year that really sucks.

If you didn't know Billfred is the king of puns. I can't even begin to describe how many we hear every day.

[Libby K]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

Here's a new joke

Ariel assist

Ariel is unamused.

[tsaksa]

A robot using room temperature superconductors is brought over for inspection, but the inspector is not sure if superconductors are allowed.

The robot leaves without resistance.

[EricH]

The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.

[Jay O'Donnell]

One that happened this year when being inspected:
Inspector: "Do you have anything illegal on your robot?"
Team member: "Just the pot"
Luckily the inspector got the joke.

[tsaksa]

Our team is willing to provide a few neutrinos to any team that needs them. There is no charge.

[Flimsor]

Originally Posted by EricH

The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.

This year somone on our team requested additional pylons at the Eastern Washington University District Event. A few years back someone asked for a flux capacitor and we handed them a ball of wires held together with duct tape. We then asked for an angle trisector and received four pieces of plywood held together with a bolt.

[alexis tuggle]

[Shadowfl]

FIRST of all, do puns count? If they do then I'll ASSIST the thread with some puns I TRUSS that you all will CATCH on to them Else I'll make a programming joke within;

OK down to some moderately cheesy jokes:

What do you call a tie match that will be decided on who makes the truss?
A TOSS UP

Wanna hear a joke about assisting?
I'll pass

First never really took off until Dean Kamen

Wanna hear a joke about motors?
as long as its CIM-ple

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh pneumatics

[Richie_Richter]

PIT ADMIN: Team xxxx is in need of a pneumatic programming wrench.
My team just started laughing.

[Briansmithtown]

Another one:

(Billy Joel) Its always been a matter of truss!