Any good FIRST jokes?

[carlgrass32]

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

Lunacy?

Lunacy was awesome!

[carlgrass32]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

(Working hard on robot, calling for us to get que'd, potential scouters come)

"May we help you?"

"Ummmm Do you have any buttons? "

LOL

[LittleRed]

Originally Posted by carlgrass32

Lunacy was awesome!

Can't tell if being serious... Or if this is supposed to be a joke...

[tsaksa]

Team 840 receives an unexpected award at a competition.
They do not react.

[TedG]

Originally Posted by EricH

The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.

LOL,
Even more:
-- Keys to the robot
-- 6 feet of goal line
-- The can of Jaguar fluid
-- Lexiglass (that's for you Emily)

[JamesCH95]

Originally Posted by EricH

The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.

Originally Posted by Flimsor

This year somone on our team requested additional pylons at the Eastern Washington University District Event. A few years back someone asked for a flux capacitor and we handed them a ball of wires held together with duct tape. We then asked for an angle trisector and received four pieces of plywood held together with a bolt.

Originally Posted by TedG

LOL,
Even more:
-- Keys to the robot
-- 6 feet of goal line
-- The can of Jaguar fluid
-- Lexiglass (that's for you Emily)

There are many other threads for stuff like this: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=84696

[vladtheimpaled]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

(other team drivers) "yea our robot can shoot across the field, over truss, and into the high goal..." (us) "Ok so you play offense, but if you can't do it, we are taking over..." (other team) "ok"! (during match) (us) "looks like we are playing offensive".

don't forget when one tips over and the other gets deactivated but we only lose by 21

[vladtheimpaled]

two robots drive into a bar. the other had a good driver

[The Doctor]

Originally Posted by vladtheimpaled

two robots drive into a bar. the other had a good driver

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Three robots drive into a bar, the forth had a better driver.

Umm...

[E Dawg]

Originally Posted by The Doctor

Umm...

Four robots drive into a bar, the fifth had the best driver.

[alexander.h]

Originally Posted by E Dawg

Four robots drive into a bar, the fifth one had the best driver.

And to finish it off ... five robots drive into a bar, the sixth one actually had a driver.

[Andrew Schreiber]

Originally Posted by alexander.h

And to finish it off ... five robots drive into a bar, the sixth one actually had a driver.

3 Robots drove into the bar, the last one was shorter than 14" and went under it.

[Briansmithtown]

Originally Posted by alexander.h

And to finish it off ... five robots drive into a bar, the sixth one actually had a driver.

Five robots drive into a bar... none are chose for eliminations

[theCADguy]

Truss me, we can catch!

[tsaksa]

A robot walks into a bar, and orders a drink.
the bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."
And the robot says, "Not yet, but someday you will."


Q: "What does your robot do?
A: "It collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"


By the way, what exactly did you mean when you said "Robot Jokes?" For example, could you have meant this?
http://www.ted.com/talks/heather_kni...omedy#t-167036