Any good FIRST jokes?

[tsaksa]

A robot walks into a bar, and orders a drink.
the bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."
And the robot says, "Not yet, but someday you will."


Q: "What does your robot do?
A: "It collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"


By the way, what exactly did you mean when you said "Robot Jokes?" For example, could you have meant this?
http://www.ted.com/talks/heather_kni...omedy#t-167036