CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #511

[rsisk]

2013 Ultimate Ascent is done, fields are packed, robots are packed... has any one seen Ed? Did we forget to pack Ed? Dangit, hope he is still there when we go back to St Louis next year.

[Navid Shafa]

Koko Ed, paying Bomb Squad's practice field a visit.

[Wayne Doenges]

Koko Ed proves a point. God only gave so many people smarts, the rest he gave hair.

[efoote868]

"ROBOT ROOOOOOOOOWBAAAUUGHT ROBOT robot"

Koko Ed is clearly about to get run over by a team returning from their last match of the day.

[Taylor]

If only Aeschylus had been wearing safety glasses ...

[GaryVoshol]

Ed, testing to see just how far HOT can fling those disks.

[DonRotolo]

An image captured from the Team xxx drone shortly before the attempted strike on their Queueing nemesis. The drone missed, their targeting camera blinded by the glare from Ed's head...

[NPOE]Just kidding Ed. A few weeks of single pity points and now I need to score something, and the burn award seems like an easy target (no pun intended) this week...[/NPOE]

[cgmv123]

Welcome to the 2015 FIRST Robotics Competition and this year's game: Head Hunters.

Head Hunters is played in a 145,000 square foot football stadium with a large open concrete floor and catwalks above the floor.

Head Hunters is played with compact flying discs, compact foam basketballs, regulation soccer balls, moon rocks, PVC tetras, and small yellow and purple balls.

Teleoperated robots earn points by moving around on the catwalk and throwing all game pieces at randomly moving shiny heads on the floor below. Robots can earn large bonus points for completely burying a head or causing a head to stop moving.

At the end of the game, robots can earn further bonus points by safely lowering themselves to the floor below and completing a victory lap around the stadium.

Good Luck! And we'll see you at the competition!

[Bill_B]

Arrows I can take, but the last time I stopped to read a sign on the floor, I got hit by a crowd of kids pushing a tall, heavy metal machine on wheels. They called it a robot, but I still can feel the bruises in late April.

[Jim Wilks]

At any Championship event, taking a minute to rest is a welcome break. Stooping in the middle of the robot freeway might not be such a good idea...

[orangemoore]

A stalker staying well above the radar, his position known only by him.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday in St. Louis!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

2013 Ultimate Ascent is done, fields are packed, robots are packed... has any one seen Ed? Did we forget to pack Ed? Dangit, hope he is still there when we go back to St Louis next year.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Koko Ed proves a point. God only gave so many people smarts, the rest he gave hair.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) GaryVoshol
3) cgmv123
4) EricH
5) Navid Shafa
6) Jon Stratis

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

An image captured from the Team xxx drone shortly before the attempted strike on their Queueing nemesis. The drone missed, their targeting camera blinded by the glare from Ed's head...

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges	134
Taylor	-infinity
EricH	117
GaryVoshol	113
DonRotolo	104
Al Skierkiewicz	98
rsisk	98
Jim Wilks	91
cgmv123	79
dodar	76
efoote868	64
bardd	48
Pault	36
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
TheCascadeKid	24
delsaner	20
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Bill_B	16
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Jon Stratis	13
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
orangemoore	12
J.Warsoff	11
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Navid Shafa	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
dubiousSwain	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
The Doctor	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1
m1506m	1