Any good FIRST jokes?

[tsaksa]

All of our students got in trouble at the competition. The resisted a rest.

Our robot has not yet returned for the competition. It must be standing out somewhere in the crate. So if anyone asks, tell them our robot is out standing.

Did you know that NASA recently discovered that earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.

I considered volunteering to help clean up after the closing ceremonies in St Louis, but there was too much paperwork.

Our team has several old batteries to get rid of after the season if anyone has a use for them. They are free of charge.

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

I had a joke about our robot, but it needs work.