Any good FIRST jokes?

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This year's game was really rough. I saw one robot lose its entire left side in one competition. It's all right now.

Be careful in St Louis. I understand they had a kidnapping. Fortunately he woke up before he missed any important matches.

Our team is considering having a bird as their mascot. The Vel-Crow.

Some of teams were trying to catch up on homework on their flights back from worlds. That is one way for FIRST to promote higher education.

I had a few jokes about the illness and germs at some of the competitions, but I don't want to spread them around.

I dreamt that we finally had a water game. It was quite an oar deal.

There were several sick robots at this years game. They could not stop throwing up.