Any good FIRST jokes?

[tsaksa]

Did anyone go to the City Museum while in St Louis? I did, and I saw one student point to a small waterfall and ask one of attendants what the water in that waterfall was made out of. The clever attendant said "two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen". With that the student said, "Yeah, I though it wasn't real".

[Briansmithtown]

Our team loves pranking our Advisor. Today, we put a red table cover on the back of his car. We took a picture, and he was in a funny posture.

[keburnha]

So I was at Nationals and I saw some good Texas and Mexico team friends and so I made this compilation of wearing their gear as a joke as an undercover agent from FRC Team 1817, The RoboRaiders. I'm not too sure if it should go here, but I think Chief Delphi is ready for it. Enjoy!

[Gweiss96]

Originally Posted by The Doctor

Two FRC robots drive into Sparkfun. The Arduino-powered kegerator says, "We don't serve glorified R/C cars here."

It's funny because of your avatar.

[tsaksa]

Many students I have met will insist that nothing is better than FIRST robotics. And most people would agree that a ham sandwich is better than nothing. So does it logically follow that a ham sandwich is better than FIRST robotics?

[Mrcope9]

Get out of our zone you truss-passer.

[Briansmithtown]

I kamen like a wreaking ball!

[E Dawg]

Our head electronics guy went around with power pulls asking people which end was male and which end was female.

[Brad Hanel]

I don't know the sociology behind it, but every year it seems we get more male wire connectors shipped to our team than female ones.

[vladtheimpaled]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

I kamen like a wreaking ball!

You just ruined FIRST for me. Thanks Brian.

[BabyUnicorn]

Originally Posted by tsaksa

Many students I have met will insist that nothing is better than FIRST robotics. And most people would agree that a ham sandwich is better than nothing. So does it logically follow that a ham sandwich is better than FIRST robotics?

GET BACK TO THE NOODLES AND MAKE ME A BUMPER
(Go make me a sandwich)
FIRST-ed

[Briansmithtown]

Best way to make a digital sidecar like brand new if it was completely fried:

Run it under water for 15 mins, then place in a tub of water in a freezer for 1 day.
Remove the ice block, and throw it out of a 5 story building into traffic.
Once you realize its broken completely, hit it with a hammer and grab a spare!

[SonOfMrFrishman]

I hate to be the one to drop the ball, but i'll pass on the Lunacy of coming up with a bad FIRST joke. I mean, i'd like to Aim High on Raising the Bar for you guys on these jokes. Now i'm going to kick this joke into Overdrive by stating that the Diabolical Dynamics of these jokes are completely horrendous. I probably should Breakaway from these shenanigans as soon as possible.

[TedG]

Dean Kamen walks into a bar...
Gets an idea for a new invention,
Designs the "Sling Shotz", a machine that turns impure water into beer.

[Briansmithtown]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/at...d=14003835 72


Team 810's drive train... Apparently we were still tasting lunch during this match

PT1