CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #518

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I will only call it accurate when you can shoot and not hit the ceiling. And stop asking the pizza delivery guy to sponsor the team by giving back his tips.

[Wayne Doenges]

Mentor: "In this session we will be practicing with 5 balls".
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor: "Now I want you to move all 5 balls..."
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor point off to the right where two more balls sit.
Student: "Sorry Sir."

[EricS-Team180]

Mentor: OK, You's guys are going to take your hands off the controls and put-em where I can see-em.

I'm going to put my finger gun away reeeeeaaaaal slow-like. Capish?

[Taylor]

What's the difference between an Overpass and a Truss?
Six years.

[Jacob Bendicksen]

Guy in the red shirt:

"OverPASS, not overGLASS. Stop hitting the other drive team, Jimmy, their drive coach has a finger gun out."

[dodar]

Mentor: You want me to put the Regolith here?

[Jim Wilks]

The measure of a persons multitasking is often know as your ability to keep multiple "balls in the air". Here we see how the GDC put that into practice with Breakaway where you start the game and end it with all of your "balls in the air".

[cgmv123]

The challenge isn't to get the balls on top of the overpass; it's to get the robots up there.

[Billfred]

In my defense, I really have been working on the weekends!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Mentor: "In this session we will be practicing with 5 balls".
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor: "Now I want you to move all 5 balls..."
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor point off to the right where two more balls sit.
Student: "Sorry Sir."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

What's the difference between an Overpass and a Truss?
Six years.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) EricS-Team180
4) EricH
5) cgmv123

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by TheCascadeKid

Guy in the red shirt:

"OverPASS, not overGLASS. Stop hitting the other drive team, Jimmy, their drive coach has a finger gun out."

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges	162
Taylor	159
DonRotolo	136
EricH	131
GaryVoshol	127
Jim Wilks	116
rsisk	113
Al Skierkiewicz	105
cgmv123	100
dodar	87
efoote868	70
bardd	48
Pault	36
Littleboy	27
TheCascadeKid	27
jwallace15	26
delsaner	25
Jon Stratis	23
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Andrew Lawrence	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Bill_B	16
Don Wright	15
orangemoore	13
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
Navid Shafa	9
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
dubiousSwain	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
tStano	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
The Doctor	2
EricS-Team180	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1
m1506m	1
Matthew1998	1
TOTCoach	1
Brad Hanel	1

Onward!