CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #520

[Taylor]

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[DonRotolo]

JVN just wishes he was that thin. And light. And effective.

[NPOE: Wow, a whole year gone by already? Time flies.[/NPOE]

[Jim Wilks]

If the 2D motivator is starting to wear thin, then consider moving up next to the ultimate upgrade -- the full color 3D motivator. So lifelike that students might think it is be real. And it talks, although non FIRST folks might not understand it. Available for only $148 per hour, but truly priceless!!!

[Billfred]

In my defense, I haven't been back in South Carolina for 24 hours yet.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Upcoming products from Robowranglers Industries:
Having trouble finding that out-of-the-way offseason event (I'm looking at you WIWI)? Use the Neunvagation GPS device!

Need that little extra ummph in your robot's operation? Try the Kan-Of-Gas-abapathy battery booster!

Can't seem to keep track of your tapgrease or cutting fluid? Cop-oil-i takes care of all your lubrication needs!

Buy the complete package - you get to name the price - just list your favorite team number and throw in a few zeroes after it. (But each part number still starts with 217.)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

They first tried with Andy Baker, but the kids worked so fast they couldn't get good video coverage.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) rsisk
3) DonRotolo
4) cgmv123
5) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

For this Grant spent so many years getting a degree and working internships?

Which means the final scores for the tenth (holy crap) year of the caption contest are:

Taylor	171
Wayne Doenges	166
DonRotolo	139
EricH	133
GaryVoshol	133
Jim Wilks	117
rsisk	117
Al Skierkiewicz	108
cgmv123	103
dodar	99
efoote868	77
bardd	48
Pault	37
Littleboy	27
TheCascadeKid	27
jwallace15	26
delsaner	25
Jon Stratis	23
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Andrew Lawrence	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Bill_B	16
Don Wright	15
orangemoore	13
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
Navid Shafa	9
tStano	8
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
dubiousSwain	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
The Doctor	2
EricS-Team180	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1
m1506m	1
Matthew1998	1
TOTCoach	1
Brad Hanel	1

As usual, some awards are in order:

Year 10 Champion: Mike Taylor (171 points)
Year 10 Runner-Up: Wayne Doenges (166 points)

Most Wins: Mike Taylor (6), followed by Wayne Doenges, Jim Wilks, and Al Skierkiewicz (5 each)
Most Seconds: Wayne Doenges (10), followed by Mike Taylor (6)
The Travis Hoffman Memorial Burn Award Award: Don Rotolo (8), followed by Gary Voshol and Mike Taylor (7 each)

Always the Bridesmaid Award: Pault (37 points without a win)
The Jane Young Mr. Clean Award: Al Skierkiewicz (108 points without a burn award)
Funniest Team: FRC 1676, The Pascack Pi-Oneers (175 points across three entrants)

Perfect 52-Week Entry Streak: Mike Taylor and Wayne Doenges
50+ Entries This Year: Don Rotolo, Eric Hussman, Gary Voshol, Richard Sisk (51), Jim Wilks and cgmv123 (50)

In the meantime: Onward!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Originally Posted by Billfred

The Jane Young Mr. Clean Award: Al Skierkiewicz (108 points without a burn award)

Thank you to everyone in the academy. It was a difficult climb, but a rewarding one. Thanks to Bill for giving me the opportunity and Jane for lending her distinguished name to this award. It will go right on the shelf with my Emmy and Big Chief Rain in the Face (hint: I was a Boy Scout leader for many years) awards.