CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #523

[cgmv123]

If a FIELD ATTENDANT hits a BALL scored in a HIGH GOAL back over the HIGH GOAL and subsequently over the TRUSS, without contacting the ARENA carpet, the MATCH is over and neither ALLIANCE wins because they both have no hope of competing with someone that awesome.

[DonRotolo]

New entry (I still have time, right?):

Photo just a split=second before the giant red egg inundated the blue alliance in a wave of protein-rich goo. The bird itself flew through the roof and got away.

Got more egg than the pan can handle, yo.

[NPOE]I noticed there is a huge Pioneers banner up there...but they got the colors all wrong! [/NPOE]

[Wayne Doenges]

I shot a ball into the air, where it lands I know not where....LOOK OUT!!!!

[Billfred]

Yesterday involved a lot of actual work, like making-money work. True story!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by cgmv123

If a FIELD ATTENDANT hits a BALL scored in a HIGH GOAL back over the HIGH GOAL and subsequently over the TRUSS, without contacting the ARENA carpet, the MATCH is over and neither ALLIANCE wins because they both have no hope of competing with someone that awesome.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

I shot a ball into the air, where it lands I know not where....LOOK OUT!!!!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jon Stratis
2) EricH
3) orangemoore
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) dodar
6) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Jay O'Donnell

Tim Howard could've saved that.

Which means the scores are:

Jon Stratis	22
cgmv123	14
Wayne Doenges	9
Taylor	7
efoote868	7
rsisk	6
dodar	6
Jay O'Donnell	6
EricH	5
Jim Wilks	5
Al Skierkiewicz	4
DonRotolo	4
GaryVoshol	3
orangemoore	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Daniel_LaFleur	1

Onward!