CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #525

[Wayne Doenges]

What he says: "See, the red wire is for the +12VDC and the black is grounded."
What he's thinking: I hope we have hamburgers today with bacon. MMMmmmm Bacon.
What she says: "Yes, I understand."
What she's thinking: I can't wait to meet Dean Kamen.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Well, you did a great job but...
You are supposed to have an equal number of red and black wires. So is this an extra wire or is there one still missing? Or is there one going to the wrong place? Take your time, your grade depends on the answer.

[orangemoore]

Who told you the Red Wires go to the Negative terminals?
I did?
Yes well the actually go to the Positive terminals. Please don't tell anyone about this, you know because this is just embarrassing.

[Billfred]

Ha! It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Jim Wilks

Male mentor: "Looking carefully - Here we see someone who freely expresses emotions and feelings, thinking is clear and focused, and is undergoing a sudden change in lifestyle."

Female student: "You get all that from the electronics board here?"

Male mentor: "Forget that, we're here to learn palm reading"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by cgmv123

[Countdown shows 10 seconds]

Mentor: If the countdown hits zero, something terrible happens. If you cut the blue wire, something terrible happens. If you cut any of the red wires, something terrible happens. If you cut any of the black wires, something terrible happens.

Student: 20 seconds left! We can't cut any wire. What do we do!?!?

Mentor: Push the emergency stop button on the back.

Student: Oh. [Pushes button]

[Countdown descends rapidly from 12 seconds to zero. Confetti and balloons drop from the ceiling.]

Student: Why did we bother trying to stop a party from starting?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jon Stratis
2) rsisk
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) orangemoore
5) EricH

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

No, no, you misunderstand. The robot is named Stinky, not the lead mentor.

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	29
Jon Stratis	26
Jim Wilks	16
Taylor	11
Wayne Doenges	11
efoote868	10
rsisk	10
DonRotolo	10
Al Skierkiewicz	9
dodar	9
Jay O'Donnell	7
EricH	7
GaryVoshol	6
orangemoore	5
Daniel_LaFleur	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1

Onward!